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We’ve heard a lot about how absolutely committed Lindsay Lohan is to getting her career back on track. I mean after all, she is a serious actress. Her very reputable parents have said over and over again that she’s the greatest actress of our generation. Lohan herself has said she wants to win an Oscar. So what’s the best way for her to start working her way back to success? By showing us her boobies, naturally.

Lindsay is in negotiations to star in a Vegas act called “Peepshow.” It’s currently got the Spice Girls’ Mel B and “Dancing With the Stars” winner and “General Hospital” actress Kelly Monaco in the leads. Monaco is ready to wrap up her gig in the next few months so she can return to the soap, and Lindsay is in serious negotiations to take over Kelly’s role and take off her top.

Word on the street for quite some time has been that newly-single Lindsay Lohan is strapped for cash and unemployed, but it looks as though the 22-year-old may have finally found her forte: starring in a topless show in Sin City. Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco’s “Peepshow” to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with director and Broadway big-wig, Jerry Mitchell.

“Peepshow” is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco who wants to move on and get back to work on “General Hospital,” however Mel B. reportedly intends to stay on once her three-month contract is finished. “People forget that she (Lohan) is a “triple threat” — she can act and sing and dance,” said our source. “She feels that this would really revitalize her career and give her some serious theater cred.”

The “Mean Girl” was even overheard gushing to Mel B. as they headed to the after-party at Planet Hollywood’s Prive nightclub about how much she loved the provocative production and how much she trusts Mitchell to direct her in an on-stage striptease. “If they make me an offer, and the money’s right, I’ll do it,” Lohan reportedly said.

We’re told the producers are very interested and would be “more than happy” to take the risk of having the “reformed rehabber” come on-board, but apparently it’s a toss between Lohan, Holly Madison and Brooke Burke for the racy role. So if Lohan does get the adults-only gig, she’ll play “Bo Peep,” a timid girl who the Diva (played by Mel B.) guides in her transformation into a confident, sensual woman while surrounded by a slew of semi-naked burlesque beauties.

[From Fox News’ Pop Tarts]

Lohan is also another kind of triple threat: she’s a drinker, a druggie, and a DUI haver. In fact I think that last term sounds like quintessential Lohan grammar. Scary Spice and Lindsay have apparently become good friends, and Mel B is really pulling for her with the producers. It sounds like she’s almost as good as in. While I can’t say I think it’ll help her acting career, I don’t think it’s the worst move ever. It’s not a genius one – working her ass off to get a decent film role would be – but it’s better than shopping for leggings and spray tanner all day.

Pop Tarts also mentioned that Lindsay was making no attempts to act like she was still sober. She was drinking vodka and soda with a splash of cranberry, and didn’t try to hide it. Lindsay Lohan in Vegas, showing her boobs, and drinking too much. Seems like everything’s right in the world, doesn’t it?

Here’s Lindsay combining two of her talents – “acting” and stripping in I Know Who Killed Me.

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